Mad Doodles

I have posted some of my stuff at Dragon foundry (check out the link on the left).

I have added soem things from a new sketchbook which I will be doodling in when the mood hits me or when I feel a strong emotion or strog reaction to something, someone etc. This will be in place of a diary.

It may be infrequent or may just use up all the foundrys free space so check it out!

My Buddy Luke

He loves his smoke, not inan irresponsible Brad pitt in True Romance kind of way. But he enjoys smoking 'stuff'.


Just thought I would say it..........

Rhythm

I am a rhythm artist,

If I do not do any for a long time I get rusty and find it very difficult to sketch draw or do anything. If I persist I get better and better, leafing through my sketchpads I have noticed these phases cropping up with alarming regularity, my cure will be to persist and at least sketch something or just rough out some ideas everyday, just to get the rhythm back again.

I havent really sketched regularly since college so desperately need to continue. maybe through my doodles my mind can wonder and get some new ideas for my writing.

STAC is cats spelt backwards

The title is quite interesting.

Also of interest is the fact that I am sculpting whimsical cats, having the inspiration from Meg, and rememberances about other cats that I have known,

Dogs are also on the horizon, i shall post some sketches from my ideas books so you can see where I am coming from. I cant claim to be constable or elaonardo but I am sure you will get the gist of what I want to do, I will also put some 'greens' on the site or maybe dragon foundry so you can all see what the hell I rattle on about on this very site!

For leeloo

'Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub'.


Thanks

Good Weekend??

Have had a fairly good (i.e normal and non stressful weekend).

This has ended after a shopping trip for one of the boys football kits and having a kick around in the park then finally to the Wacky Warehouse to tire the boys out. Both of them have been really good today, especially John, who was really patient during Williams shopping trip and didnt moan once, I was very proud of him!!

Hopefully Im getting better at this 'fathering' mularky.

No smut, but have some animal shaped....shapes??!!

I havent thought of any decent ideas for erotica in a few days. Sometimes, I cant help thinking that I am just retreading the letters pages of Knave or Escort or other quality publications. I suppose its just a case of coming up with a new angle (slight snigger) hey perhaps the women/woman involved will actually get a say in what happens to her rather than the usual 'Girl is hot, goes with bloke, he tries to shove it up her arse, she doesnt know, he reassures her, she turns in to an anal whore, he strokes one off into her mouth, mucky cow but loved it, turns out to be mother, aunty, next door neighbour, girl off bus, from work...'. Now I dont have a problem with this and dont want to be pretentious but there must be some other way to write these sort of things, I shall ponder this.

Whilst I get over this problem I am doing sopme more sculpting and have come up with some odd loking animals, Like I have blogged previously, they are based on Syro-Hittite and ancient mid eastern votive offerings and are coming along quite nicely, I also have some ideas for dogs and cats which I got when travelling to the shops today. I shall have to get a small sketch pad and keep it with me for when I get these ideas, the same goes for a notepad for the smut

I am no longer a man!

Just the other day I tried to open a jar of Pickled Gurkins and failed. I tried everything, the lid didnt budge.

I am now trying to find ways of reasserting my manliness, any suggestions?

Some of you will find this funny

Now if you thought the Jim'll fix it post was funny you'll love this, Sarah (my other half) didnt notice but when she was reading a book about hedgehogs with one of teh kids they got to a page which had a picture of a hedgehog and its feet. Sarah said 'Look at its foot it looks almost like a hand' Sarah holds hand out, looking at it. Kid says 'yeah' looking at mothers hand, then pointing at picture 'and that is a foot'.


sod mastercard, that was priceless.

Jim'll Fix it! This was funny to me!

If you are from the uk and are around my age many of you will remember Jim'll fix it.

Well I had a dream last night about the programme which I have thought about all day.

Jimmy Saville comes on sitting in his big assed chair and reads a letter 'Please fix it for me blah blah blah', Jimmy finishes the letter, looks at the camera and says bollocks. Roll credits, fade to black.

Now the more I have thought about it the more amusing this scenario has become to the point where I now laugh out loud. Please someone tell me this is quite amusing

Word verification

I am spotting some pretty funky new words on word verification.

Dave

If i could draw your attentions to the sidebar...

Thats it juts glance at it, you will notice 4 links 3 to other blogs and one too a rather nice forum.

Fight For My Sanity is by someone whom I know and quite admire (he wont know this until he reads this). he got me and my better half together mainly by badgering her and pimping her out!!! but by being quite a friendly big scary looking chap. he has the same idea about OU funded canteen facilities, a good taste in music and films, has a good brain and a sharp line in humour.

As you will see he has some challenges at the moment but I feel, as do others, that he will pull himself through. Not unchanged, but Dave shouldnt take that as a negative rather this experience should strengthen him and I hope he can see that he has many friends wishing him the best.

I am knackered!

Kids have got a Chinese Dragon kite, so me and the better half take a ride up to the park. theres a bit of wind blowing so I setthe kite up and away we go, or I should say I go.

You see, after a while it became apparent that teh wind probably wasnt strong enough to sustain flight so the kids, naturally, had their attention drawn off by other things. leaving me to act as competitive 'dad' and run around like the proverbial blue arsed fly trying to get the damn thing to fly.

In short It didnt and now I am tired and the kids are still awake.

Craporize! - Ive created a new word!

I must be some kind of freaking genius, I have created a new word.

'Craporize' or 'Craporise': Contextually it is used to describe something or somebody that were/are very good but have had something done to make them crap or seem crap.

I am so smart!

A word about words

I use the english language in a very lazy way, especially when typing please note that teh = the.

I do sometimes edit before I post but this is a very rare occurance.

Sorry for any offense caused.

Oh Im good to you!

Oh yes i am!.

I should start properly and say that my job even though paying a wage and being very tolerable isnt my only passion, oh no, I consdier myself a bit of an artist and designer, not the best by a long shot but competent enough to get things done.

I had a bit of a crack at being a jewelry maker a while back and didnt really achieve all I wanted. I didnt work with gold or silver or use fancy stones. Perhaps my failing there was that the bank threw a HUGE wad of money at me and said off you go!!! Yes off i went to the shops to buy some new clothes and a laptop that I didnt really need. I screwed myself royally!

A few years on I have started to make things again, trinkety things. I love ancient artifacts and have a passion for objects from the Roman era as well as pre historic items and am starting to sculpt some designs based on some etruscan votive offerings and symbolic artefacts from what is now the middle east. Mainly this is becasue my sculpting and mdelling skills arent really up to scratch yet as I am teaching myself as I go along, but its a start and hopefully they will llook alright when they come out and I may even post a few of the images to show you all.

In my other spare time I write erotic fiction..........

Yes I am wring Smut

Indeed, I write smut, or have started too and think I am quite good at it! In fact I love porn, it is fantastic, exploitative maybe, but great fun none the less. Some bizarre and soap worthy plot lines combine with naked gals and guys doing the do! I may even write a script for a skin flick now I think about it!.

More on this subject at another time.

Why Radioactive Stungun?

Radioactive Stungun was thought up back in 1996. Back then I thought the Interweb was a silly idea, after all, who would want to use it to look for news when a daily paper would be far cheaper to use? Anyway, Anthony and myself thought of Radioactive Stungun to dazzle and impress Luke who had joined us at college. Back in college I also saw a crow get hit by a car, which was quite amusing at the time and still feel, looking back, that I will probably go to hell for that moment ( i actually laughed so hard I couldnt breathe) still, hey ho! Moving on again, yep Radioactive Stungun has been bubbling at the back of my memory for some time and sprung forth tonight.

Now I am a fairly average 27 year old with a ready made family who I adore but who still secretly wishes he was 17 again to relive the easy days and long summers that made up my youth.